Subchapter 4: How to Make Every Meeting Last Longer

To achieve optimal meeting duration, follow these steps:

1. Schedule the meeting 10 years in advance.

2. Conduct a 30-minute PowerPoint presentation on the importance of PowerPoint.

3. Discuss the finer points of the 1982 company handbook.

4. Take a 15-minute break to admire the conference room's new carpet.

And for the grand finale:

Call in a team of expert consultants at $1,000 per hour to discuss the minutes from the last meeting.