Step 1: Open PowerPoint, but not just any PowerPoint. Open the one you paid $500 for, the one with the fancy font packs and the one that will inevitably crash on you when you need it most.
Step 2: Select a template, any template. It doesn't matter which one. They're all the same, right?
Step 3: Add some clip-art. Lots and lots of clip-art. Because who needs actual content when you can have a 3D rotating cube in the background?
Step 4: Add some bullet points. Lots and lots of bullet points. Because bullet points are the key to success, or so I've been told.
Step 5: Save frequently. Save often. You never know when PowerPoint will decide to eat your work, leaving you with nothing but a trail of tears and a faint memory of what you were trying to do.
Subpage 3: Advanced PowerPoint Techniques
Subpage 4: PowerPoint Templates That Will Make You Lose Your Mind