Committee 4: The Red Tape Tipping minimalist Guide

Tip 4: The Bureaucratic Sloganeering Method

Congratulations! You've managed to reach Committee 4! Now, to avoid getting lost in the labyrinthine corridors of our esteemed organization, follow these simple steps:

1. Take a deep breath, and remember that "no" is not a complete sentence.
2. Repeat the phrase "I'm just trying to help, sir/ma'am" three times in front of the mirror.
3. When in doubt, blame it on the intern.
4. Never, ever, EVER check the clock.

Remember, these tips are brought to you by the Committee 4: The Red Tape Tipping Point, because we care (or at least, we're paid to pretend we do).