Committee of the Utterly Insignificant: Bureaucratic Red Tape Tips for the Invincible

Tip 1: Know the Difference Between an 'S' and an 'S'"

In a world of endless forms and regulations, the distinction between an 's' and an 'S' is crucial. Without it, your application may be rejected, your proposal may be denied, or your cat may be confiscated.

Learn more about the perils of the silent 's'

Tip 2: Never, Ever, EVER Use a Stapler as a Desk Stapler

While it may seem convenient to staple documents to the wall, this is actually a cardinal sin of the bureaucratic world. Use a real desk stapler, or risk facing the consequences of a lifetime ban from the office supply closet.

Understand the gravity of the stapler sin

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