Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for the freedom to simply exist in a state of perpetual procrastination? Do you want to wield your leave as a shield of protection against the encroaching forces of efficiency and productivity? Look no further, dear friend! The Committee for the Utterly Unproductive is here to guide you through the art of using your creative leave as a weapon against the soul-sucking drudgery of real work.
Below are some expert tips on how to harness the power of leave:
Learn to craft an email that is at once both pitiful and ambiguous. One that leaves your coworkers in a state of uncertainty, wondering if they should really bother you or just let you rot.
Buy time in small increments and bask in the glory of having done nothing at all.
Stay tuned for more tips!
Also check out our other Bureaucratic Red Tape Tips for more ways to stymie progress!