What is the point of the pointless agenda, you ask?
We're glad you asked!
As a member of the Pointless Committee on Pointless Agendas, we've spent years perfecting the art of doing nothing in particular.
Our meetings last an average of 3.5 hours, with an average of 2.7 cups of coffee consumed during each session.
We've developed a sophisticated system of bureaucratic red tape, involving 17 different forms, 3 different sign-offs, and 2 rubber stamps.
And for what?
We're still not quite sure.
But hey, it's a living!
Stay tuned for more updates from the Pointless Committee on Pointless Agendas!