When is the Pointless Agenda Over?

Dear valued committee member, welcome to our esteemed gathering of the Pointless Committee.

We've been meeting for weeks, and we're still stuck on item 3 of our agenda: "The Importance of Procrastination in Modern Times." Don't worry, we'll get to it eventually. Maybe.

However, we've been informed by our esteemed Chairperson that the meeting will not adjourn until we've achieved a consensus on the color scheme for our new meeting room.

Here's a sneak peek at the current options:

• Option A: More Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Option B: Even More Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Option C: The Bureaucratic Red Tape That Never Ends