When to Claim Creative Leave as an Excuse for Not Attending Meetings

Are you tired of attending meetings that could be replaced with a well-placed "I'm feeling creative" excuse?

Old-School Techniques:

Claim your muse is in a funk
Your inner artist is screaming for more time to focus
Research shows that your brain is 90% creative potential and 10% actual creativity; you need to conserve that precious energy
You're experiencing an existential crisis that only art can soothe

We recommend using the following hyperbole:

I'm currently experiencing an artist's blockage, and I need to channel my creative energies into something more meaningful. Like this spreadsheet.

Would you mind if I reschedule for next Thursday? I need to tap into my inner creative vortex.

My creative juices have been flowing like a stagnant pond; I require more time to let my imagination flow.

I'm currently in a state of artistic flux, and my attendance would be a distraction to my inner artist.

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