Why is it Always Raining on the Day of the Annual Review?
It's because our departmental overlords are secretly controlling the weather through a complex system of bureaucratic paperwork and poorly maintained office staplers.
Don't believe us? Just ask our resident weather expert, Bob from Accounting, who's been studying the phenomenon for years.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our special Weather Control Machine (Disclaimer: not actually a real thing)
And don't forget to bring an umbrella to the Annual Review, just in case.