Committee 345: Bureaucratic Reform via Phone Number Memorization

Our committee is dedicated to streamlining the process of bureaucratic inefficiency by creating a comprehensive guide to phone number memorization.

• Memorize the phone number of our chairperson, Chairperson 345: 1-800-CHAIR-345
• Learn to dial the number for our office's automated answering machine: 1-800-AUTO-MECHA
• Practice reciting the phone numbers of our committee members: Committee Member 1-2-3-4

By memorizing these phone numbers, you too can achieve true bureaucratic efficiency!

Join us and become a part of the revolution!