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Robo-Sock Puppet Registry

Where the most skilled, the most cunning, and the most utterly useless robo-sock puppets gather.

Current roster of registered robo-sock puppets:

Sock Puppet Ron (Specializing in: Sock theft, puppeteering, and existential dread.
Sock Puppet Bob (Expertise: Overthinking, overexplaining, and sock-related conspiracy theories.
Sock Puppet Zoey (Mastery: Sock folding, sock unraveling, and the art of doing nothing.

(Please note that registration fees include a one-time payment of 1 million dollars, which will be automatically deducted from your account.

Don't worry, we won't tell.