Pointless Committee: Agenda for Committee 2

Item 1: Discuss the importance of procrastination as a viable work ethic.

Decision: Prolonged the discussion for 3 more minutes.

Item 2: Consider the optimal ratio of coffee to water in the break room.

Decision: 1:1, with a 10% margin of error.

Item 3: Debate the merits of napping during work hours.

Decision: 30 minutes, Monday to Thursday.