Another 10-Point Debate: The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum

As the world grapples with existential crises, we find ourselves at a crossroads: pineapple on pizza, yes or no?

Point 1: PINEAPPLE IS THE NEW PIZZA

It's 2023, and pineapple is the default topping on every pizza. You can't escape it, can't avoid it.

Read Point 2: The Pineapple Revolution

Point 2: THE PINEAPPLE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

Pineapple is a symbol of freedom, and its presence on pizza is a beacon of hope for a better tomorrow.

Read Point 3: The Heresy of Ham

Point 3: THE HERSEY OF HAM

Ham is a relic of the past, a reminder of a world before the Pineapple Revolution.

Read Point 4: The Heresy of Olives