Committee 5: The Unnecessary Discussion of Sock Count
Agenda for the most thrilling, action-packed meeting of the year!
- 9:00am - Sock collection and counting (10 minutes)
- 9:10am - Debate on the merits of single-sock vs. matched-sock systems
- 9:20am - Sock puppet theory: can a sock really be a puppet?
- 9:30am - Break: Sock-themed snacks and discussion of the meaning of life
- 9:40am - Vote on the resolution: "Socks are the new black"
Next meeting: Agenda 6: The Great Sock Conspiracy