Committee 5: The Unnecessary Discussion of Sock Count

Agenda for the most thrilling, action-packed meeting of the year!

• 9:00am - Sock collection and counting (10 minutes)
• 9:10am - Debate on the merits of single-sock vs. matched-sock systems
• 9:20am - Sock puppet theory: can a sock really be a puppet?
• 9:30am - Break: Sock-themed snacks and discussion of the meaning of life
• 9:40am - Vote on the resolution: "Socks are the new black"

Next meeting: Agenda 6: The Great Sock Conspiracy