Executive Summary
After 12 months of deliberating on the utterly unimportant, we're pleased to present our 2024 Annual Report.
Milestones
- Decided to have more meetings.
- Agreed that the color scheme for our new logo should be bright pink.
- Failed to meet our goal of having a 100% participation rate, but we're getting there.
Stay tuned for our exciting future plans, which include (but are not limited to):
- Hosting a bake sale to raise funds for more pointless deliberations.
- Fundraising for a new, even more pointless conference room.
- Developing a comprehensive guide to the art of doing nothing.
Meet the Committee
- Chairperson: Jane Doe
- Vice-Chairperson: Bob Smith
- Member-at-Large: Alice Johnson
Each of us brings a unique blend of apathy and inaction to the table.