Pointless Committee Agenda 2024 - Round 2: Agenda 1

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the feasibility of establishing a national holiday for the sole purpose of eating leftover pizza

Resolution: 5:0 in favor, 0:0 against, 0:0 abstained

Discussion:

• The merits of melted cheese vs. chunky sauce were hotly debated
• The potential impact on the nation's pizza budget was explored
• The feasibility of implementing a "National Leftover Pizza Day" was weighed against the risk of over-reliance on delivery apps

Action Items:

• Establish a task force to explore new toppings
• Commission a study on the optimal pizza-to-sauce ratio
• Reach out to local pizzerias for sponsorship opportunities

Next Steps:

We'll reconvene in six weeks to discuss the progress of these action items. In the meantime, let's all just eat some pizza.

View Task Force Roster | Review Pizza-to-Sauce Ratio Study