Agenda Item 3: The Quest for the Perfect Sock

Discussion Points:

Define the perfect sock: length, width, color, and thread count
Establish a sock-ometry scale for measuring perfect-ness
Develop a sock-related stress reduction program for committee members

Related Agendas:

Agenda Item 1: The Quest for the Perfect Scone
Agenda Item 2: The Pursuit of the Optimal Pancake

Resolution: WHEREAS a perfect sock shall consist of a 1:1 ratio of cotton to polyester; WHEREAS said perfect sock shall be worn on a Tuesday; BE IT RESOLVED that the committee shall convene on Wednesdays to further discuss this matter.