Committee Bingo: A Semiclon Debate

Meet the subcommittee that's been meeting in secret for years, discussing the merits of semicloning the clonning of semicloning.

Agenda

Item 1: Discuss the feasibility of clonning semiclonning
Item 2: Decide on the optimal clonning ratio (2:1, 1:1, or 3:1)
Item 3: Vote on the best use of clonning in real-world applications (art projects, cooking, or tax evasion)

Subcommittee on Semicloning and Clonning (SCC) - Chair: Minutes

After much debate and discussion, we have decided to clonning the semiclonning. Because, why not?

We voted 5-3 to use a 2:1 clonning ratio. Because 2 seems like a nice, round number.

We have decided to use clonning in art projects, because who doesn't love a good clonning-themed sculpture?

Minutes of the meeting are available upon request, but only for those who have been clonned.

Decisions made by the subcommittee are binding, except when they're not. See our decisions page for more.