Committee Bingo: "I'm Not Bored Yet"

Because who needs meetings that actually accomplish something?

See Action Items

• Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of our agenda
  • Subpoint: Talk about talking
  • Subpoint: Pretend to listen
• Agenda Item 2: Waste more taxpayer dollars on unnecessary reports
  • Subpoint: Commission a report on reports
  • Subpoint: Write a report on reports
• Agenda Item 3: Host a pointless meeting to discuss the first two agenda items
  • Subpoint: Make sure to bring snacks
  • Subpoint: Take a break to scroll through phones