Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee Bingo! Today's agenda is a real nail-biter, folks.
Item 1: Debate the definition of "productive" for 30 minutes.
Item 2: Take a 15-minute break to grab some coffee.
Item 3: Vote on whether or not to vote on anything else today.
Item 4: Discuss the importance of meetings, again.
Item 5: Take a 30-minute break to discuss the merits of break rooms.
And remember, folks: if it's not in the agenda, it's not happening.
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