Important Announcements

Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life in 5 minutes. 2. Decide that the meaning of life is not actually important. 3. Take a 3-hour break for "strategic napping".

Forthcoming Events:

• Next Meeting: "We're Not Actually Doing Anything Useful"
• Social Event: "Let's All Pretend to Be Friends"

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of Utter Pointlessness