Committee Bingo: Minutes of the Utterly Pointless Committee

Minutes for Meeting 42

Present: Bob, Carol, Dave, and the Chairman (who was not actually there)

Action Items:

• Discuss the importance of discussing things.
• Make more lists.
• Consider a break.

Action Item 1: Discuss the Importance of Discussing Things

We spent precisely 4 hours talking about the importance of discussing things. No actual decisions were made, but several people nodded off.

See Decision 1 for more information.

Action Item 2: Make More Lists

We made a list of things we needed to do, and then another list of things we needed to make, and then yet another list of things we needed to discuss. Our eyes grew tired, but our lists grew longer.

See Decision 2 for more information.

Action Item 3: Consider a Break

After exactly 4 hours and 47 minutes of discussion, the Chairman (who was not actually there) suggested we consider taking a break. We took one, but then continued discussing the importance of discussing things.

See Decision 3 for more information.

Decision 1 | Decision 2 | Decision 3