Pointless Committee Agenda

Meet the team of highly qualified, completely unproductive individuals who make up the Pointless Committee.

Chairperson: Boris P. Bottomsworth

Committee Members:

• Bernard the Bureaucrat - Expert in doing the bare minimum.
• Lucy the Linguist - Skilled in misinterpreting jargon.
• Tim the Tactician - Master of saying 'it's not my job'.

Meetings and Minutes

Meetings are held on Tuesdays at precisely 3:14 PM in the conference room. Please note that these meetings are always cancelled due to 'unforeseen circumstances'. Minutes are kept by our highly trained team of scribes, who are experts in procrastination and coffee consumption_goals: