Welcome to the Committee Coffee Shop, where the only thing more abundant than coffee is pointless meetings.
1. "The Importance of Properly Aligning Staplers on the Desk for Optimal Ergonomics" - 3:00 PM
2. "The Merits of Using Comic Sans for Official Committee Documents" - 4:15 PM
3. "Why We Can't Have Pizza on Fridays (Again)" - 5:30 PM
Why We Can't Have Pizza on Fridays (Again)
Committee Annual Awards (Because You Can Never Have Too Many Awards)
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack for the "Snack Break" at 10:00 AM.
See you all at the next meeting!