Committee of Utterly Useless Tasks and Redundant Meetings

Subcommittees:

• Team B: The Coffee Shop
• Team C: The Snack Dispenser
• Team D: The Water Cooler

Meeting Schedule:

• Every Tuesday at 2:14 PM: "Let's talk about the weather!"
• Every Thursday at 10:00 AM: "Let's discuss the merits of beige paint."

Important Announcements:

• The vending machine is currently out of Froot Loops.
• There will be a meeting about meetings on Friday at 1:00 PM.