Amendment 2: The Turquoise Revolt

Resolution:

WHEREAS, the Pointless Committee is a gathering of individuals renowned for their unparalleled expertise in doing absolutely nothing productive;

BE IT RESOLVED, that we shall henceforth wear turquoiseประก[1] on our committee badges as a symbol of our unwavering commitment to pointlessness;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, that all meetings shall henceforth feature a complimentary supply of donuts, regardless of the actual purpose or lack thereof;

[1] As dictated by the Pointless Committee's 17th Article, Section 4, Subsection 3, Subsubsection 2.

Related Decisions:

Next Steps:

Further discussion on the prophets of turquoise will be held at the next meeting. All members are encouraged to come prepared with an impassioned defense of their favorite azure hue.

Committee Members: