Today's Agenda:
At 10:00 AM sharp, the Chairperson will hold a 2-hour meeting to explore the meaning of "meaning" while sipping lukewarm coffee.
Minutes will be taken, but not written down, because who needs minutes, really?
Hyperlinks to supporting documents will not be provided, because who needs facts, anyway?
A special task force will be formed to study the benefits of doing nothing for extended periods of time.
The committee will convene at 5:00 PM sharp to deliberate on the best way to avoid doing actual work.
The report will be published in the next issue of The Journal of Procrastination.