As a committee dedicated to the pursuit of utter uselessness, we have crafted the following rules:
- Rule 1: All meetings shall be held in a dimly lit, cramped conference room with a single, flickering fluorescent light.
- Rule 2: All committee members are required to wear a name tag with their title and a picture of a duck on it.
- Rule 3: All agenda items must be phrased as questions, e.g. "Will we, as a committee, consider the merits of a 3-hour meeting on the importance of beige paint?"
- Rule 4: All decisions must be made by random coin toss.