Resolution 1: "More Meetings, More Meetings, MORE MEETINGS!"

WHEREAS the current meeting schedule is woefully inadequate; and

WHEREAS the lack of meetings has resulted in decreased productivity and increased boredom;

BE IT RESOLVED that the committee shall henceforth hold meetings:

  1. Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday at 2:00 PM sharp.

  2. Every other Tuesday at 8:00 AM sharp, for "strategic visioning" purposes.

  3. Every third Wednesday at 10:00 AM sharp, for "synergy-fostering" exercises.

  4. Every last Thursday at 4:00 PM sharp, for "wrap-up" and "evaluation" sessions.

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that all attendees shall wear matching "I'm a meeting person" buttons, available for purchase from the committee's online store.

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that a 20-minute break shall be taken every 37.5 minutes for "rejuvenation and refreshment" purposes.

See Also: Resolution 2: "Enough Meetings, We're Dying!"
See Also: Committee Debate 4: "The Future of Meetings"

Next Meeting

When: 2:00 PM, Monday, March 21st

Where: Conference Room B

Agenda: More meeting-related items to be decided.

Don't forget to wear your "I'm a meeting person" button!