Pointless Committee - Napping Policies
In accordance with the Pointless Committee's commitment to doing the bare minimum, we've established the following napping policies:
- Article 1: Napping shall be done on Tuesdays and Thursdays only.
- Article 2: Napping shall last for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds.
- Article 3: Any napping that does not involve a minimum of 17 pillows shall be considered invalid.