1. 19:00 - Arrival of overcooked chicken
2. 19:15 - Inane small talk about the weather (10 minutes)
3. 19:25 - Theoretical discussion on the best way to reorganize the stapler drawer (45 minutes)
4. 20:10 - The annual "Who can eat the most plain crackers?" contest
5. 21:00 - Conclusion and pointless adjournment