| Player | Position | Skills |
|---|---|---|
| The Inept | Goalkeeper | Excellent at being terrible |
| Bubbles | Left Wing | Exceptional at tripping over own feet |
| Blerp | Defender | Expert at hiding behind teammates |
| Flumplenook | Striker | Flamboyant, yet utterly useless |
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