Our Banana Reception Policy: A Committee for the Utterly Unnecessary
As a committee of highly skilled professionals (and a few interns), we take pride in our comprehensive and utterly confusing policy for receiving bananas.
Our policy includes, but is not limited to:
- Step 1: Receive Banana
- Step 2: Inspect Banana for Blemishes
- Step 3: Assign Banana to Committee Member for Consumption
- Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 Ad Nauseam
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