We, the Committee of Utterly Inessential Decisions, are dedicated to making utterly pointless and time-wasting decisions that serve no practical purpose whatsoever. Our mission is to create an infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape, to tie up every last thread of productivity, and to generally make a nuisance of ourselves.
Our committee is comprised of highly trained and highly motivated individuals who are experts in the fields of Doing Absolutely Nothing, Wasting Valuable Time, and Making Unnecessary Meetings. We have been known to spend hours debating the merits of the most mundane topics, and our decisions are always guided by the principles of "Why Fixate on the Problem, When You Can Fixate on the Solution... for 5 More Years?"
Some recent highlights of our committee's endeavors include:
We are currently working on the following projects:
If you are a highly trained and highly motivated individual who enjoys wasting hours of their life away in meetings, we want you on our team! Please submit your application to Join Us
We are an equal opportunities employer... of procrastination. All applicants must be willing and able to spend hours debating the finer points of bureaucratic minutiae.
Our meetings are held at the following times: Meeting Schedule