As the sun sets on another meeting of the Sock Puppet Society, our esteemed members gather to debate the merits of the Fooball Leagues' proposed new agenda, which includes but is not limited to:
- Article 1: The Sock Puppet's right to free cheese
- Article 2: The mandatory use of neon in all committee meetings
- Article 3: The abolition of all chairs, in favor of standing desks
We will not be silenced! We will not be ignored! We will have more meetings!