The Pointless Committee on Committee Fooball Leagues, Sub-Committee of the Absurd

Meeting Minutes, Volume 12, Issue 4, Page 7:

Chairperson, Bureaucrat McScribeface, called the meeting to order at 10:00 AM sharp. The room was filled with the stench of stale coffee and desperation.

Item 1: Discussion of the Committee Fooball Leagues' official font size and color scheme.

• Member 1: "We should make it bigger, more obtrusive, and louder!"
• Member 2: "But what about readability?"
• Chairperson: "Readability is for amateurs."

Item 2: The proposed 'Fooball of the Month' award for outstanding contributions to Committee Fooball Leagues.

• Member 1: "I nominate myself for the first award, of course."
• Member 2: "I think I'll just have to withdraw my nomination, since my contributions were, uh, 'accidentally deleted'."
• Chairperson: "Moving on."

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