Team Captain: Blerg McSasserson
Player 1: Zorvath, The Unstoppable (5-0)
Player 2: Xexuon, The X-Factor (4-1)
Player 3: Gleeblorp, The Unlikely Hero (3-2)
Player 4: Flibber, The Fluster (2-3)
Player 5: Blorple, The Unpredictable (1-4)
View Team 1 StatisticsDisclaimer: This roster has been thoroughly checked for errors, but not really, because, why bother?
Disclaimer 2: Fooleball is a sport of questionable skill, dubious tactics, and utter confusion.