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Committee of Utterly Unqualified Experts: Silly Naming Solutions
Agenda for the Utterly Unqualified Expert Committee Meeting
Meeting Minutes:
- Item 1: Decide that "Flumplenax" is a perfectly valid word for a new brand of coffee.
- Item 2: Vote to rename the office stapler to "Staply McStapface."
- Item 3: Determine that the best way to increase productivity is by implementing a 3-hour lunch break.
Subcommittee on Unusual Naming Conventions:
Chairperson: Bob "The Name Changer" Jenkins
Members:
- John "The Grammar Nazi" Smith
- Jane "The Word Salad" Doe
- Mike "The Lexicographer" Brown
Meet the Team
Subcommittee on Better Naming Practices