AGENDA ITEM 1: Discuss the merits of spending 3 hours debating the optimal color for the new copier
AGENDA ITEM 2: Debate the feasibility of replacing all meetings with conference calls, only to realize we're all still on mute
Minutes from our last meeting, which was actually just a bunch of people staring at walls
The REAL agenda, hidden in plain sight (just kidding, it's just more pointless discussion)