The Pointless Committee of the Utterly Inconsequential

Agenda for the Meeting of the 12th of Never

Today's meeting will feature the following utterly underwhelming items:

• Item 1: Discussion of the merits of beige as a color.
• Item 2: The presentation of a powerpoint presentation on the history of committee meeting rooms.
• Item 3: A debate on whether or not to have more cookies in the break room.

Next Meeting: Never. We'll never have another meeting.