As a member of the Committee of Pointless Agendas, Steve Johnson is dedicated to the pursuit of optimizing donut consumption during morning meetings.
We, the committee, hereby declare that the consumption of donuts during morning meetings is a fundamental human right. Therefore, we recommend that all members of this committee be granted a minimum of 2 donuts per meeting.
| Monday | Donut Tasting |
| Wednesday | Donut Economics Study Session |
| Friday | Donut Decorating Contest |