Committee of Fools: Agenda for the Incredibly Mundane Meeting

Minute 3: Snack Foods

Presented by: Steve Johnson, Secretary of Snack Procurement

Resolution: The committee hereby declares that the only snacks that will be considered worthy of consumption are those containing at least 30% sugar and 10% of our collective unconscious.

Proceed to Minute 4: Snack Ideas Minute 5: Snack Budget

Agenda Items:

• Minute 1: Introduction and pointless small talk
• Minuteประก Minute 2: Reviewing the minutes (literally, we're reviewing the minutes)
• Minute 3: Snack Foods (already covered)
• Minute 4: Snack Ideas (next up)
• Minute 5: Snack Budget (because someone has to pay for these snacks)
• Minute 6: Adjournment and general disarray

Proceed to Minute 4: Snack Ideas