Pointless Committee of the Absurd, Sub-Committee 1

Our agenda is a never-ending cycle of meetings about nothing.

We meet in a dimly lit, windowless room deep beneath the city streets.

Our members are a diverse group of individuals with one thing in common: a love of tedium.

Current Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of "nothing" for 2 hours.
• Item 2: Debate the best type of paper to use for our meeting notes.
• Item 3: Take a three-hour break for "creative brainstorming".

Sub-Committee 2: The Really, Really Pointless One Sub-Committee 3: The Utterly Useless One

Join us for more mind-numbing, soul-crushing meetings!