Committee Foolsball League Archives - Team Rosters
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Team Rosters
The Incompetents
Our top-ranked team with a record of 0-10 last season
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John Smith (Captain)
Known for his exceptional ability to get lost on the way to the break room.
- Skills: Procrastination, Coffee Connoisseur
- Special Talent: Expert-level napping
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Jane Doe (Vice-Captain)
Our resident expert in the field of "accidentally deleting important files"
- Skills: File deletion, Meeting attendance
- Special Talent: Master-level excel spreadsheet manipulation
The Ineptones
Our mid-tier team with a record of 5-5 last season
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Bob Johnson (Manager)
Known for his uncanny ability to make excuses.
- Skills: Excuse-making, Coffee brewing
- Special Talent: Expert-level "I'm on my way" skills
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Jill Smith (Team Mom)
Our resident expert in the field of "I'll get to it eventually"
- Skills: Procrastination, Baking
- Special Talent: Master-level cake decorating
The Ineptabulous
Our bottom-tier team with a record of 1-9 last season
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Mike Davis (Coach)
Known for his exceptional ability to confuse his players.
- Skills: Confusion, Sarcasm
- Special Talent: Expert-level "I'm watching you" skills
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Sarah Lee (Team Therapist)
Our resident expert in the field of "I'm fine, really"
- Skills: Coddling, Sympathy
- Special Talent: Master-level eye-rolling