Committee of the Absurd: Fool's Ball League Constitutions

Article 1: The Purpose of this Committee

To discuss the merits of pointless endeavors, because who needs actual productivity, anyway.

Article 2: The Fool's Ball League Structure

A confusing, ever-changing hierarchy, because that's just more fun.

Article 3: The Constitution of this Absurdity

A document of unenforceable promises and unfulfilled expectations, because, well, it's not like we're actually going to follow it.

Section 1: The Committee's Right to be Ridiculous

We, the members of the Committee of the Absurd, reserve the right to be as ridiculous as we please, without consequence or repercussions.

Section 2: The Committee's Obligations (Ha! Like we're actually going to do them)

We, the members of the Committee of the Absurd, are required to attend meetings, but only if it's raining, and only if we feel like it.

Section 3: The Committee's Disclaimers

We, the members of the Committee of the Absurd, are not actually doing anything productive, but we're trying really hard not to.