FAQs for the Most Incompetent Committee in the Land
Q: What is the Committee Foolsball League Roster 2024?
A: It's a list of the most... "qualified" individuals we could find to make decisions for the sake of appearances.
To pretend to be competent, while actually doing nothing
Our mission is to make decisions that are so bad, they're good. To make mistakes that are so big, they're impressive. To make a mockery of the very concept of competence.
They're like our mission, but with more talking
We meet whenever we feel like it, usually over coffee and donuts. We discuss the same topics for hours, only to decide that we should probably just do what we wanted to do in the first place.
We're all highly qualified, in our own minds
We've got degrees in "Extreme Procrastination", "The Art of Doing Nothing", and "Advanced Bureaucratic Red Tape".
They're not very good, actually
Our records are a mess of crumpled up napkins, empty coffee cups, and forgotten dreams.