Division 1
- Team 1: The Bureaucratic Brawlers
- Team 2: The Form-Over-Function Fighters
- Team 3: The Redundant Rangers
Division 2
- Team 1: The Circular-Reasoning Crushers
- Team 2: The Byzantine Brawlers
- Team 3: The Byzantine Brawlers' Arch-Nemesis
| Player | Position | Points | Goals | Assists |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Player 1 | Goalkeeper | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| Player 2 | Forward | 10 | 5 | 3 |
| Player 3 | Defender | 8 | 0 | 2 |