Game Date: 2024-02-27
| Player | Position | Goals Scored |
|---|---|---|
| Chuck "The Hammer" McGraw | Goalie | 5 |
| Bob "The Banger" Johnson | Forward | 10 |
| Steve "The Slacker" Smith | Defender | 3 |
Referee: Larry "The Lawgiver" Lee
Stadium: The Bureaucratic Brawl Pit
Attendance: 500 (or so we claim)
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