Player 3's Unremarkable Contributions to the Committee of Utter Uselessness

Player 2's Not-Much-At-All Player 4's Slightly-But-Not-Really-Not-Much

Player 3's Achievements:

• Successfully pointed the ball at it, just barely
• Managed to not accidentally award a point to another player

Player 3's Quote of the Day:

"I'm not sure what's more impressive, my lack of skill or my lack of enthusiasm for the game." - Player 3