Here is the roster for the 2024 Committee of the Absurd's Committee Foolsball League. This year's team is a real doozy!
**Team Captain: Bob "The Bungling" Jenkins**
**Quarterback: Chuck the Chicken (aka Chuck the Chicken, Esquire, The Chicken Whisperer)**
**Running Back: Bob "The Blerp" Blerp**
**Wide Receiver: Larry "The Lurch" McFumble
**Defense: A motley crew of misfits and misanthropes**